Thursday, January 18, 2007

Poker Insults 101

***It's time for us to start a new series of posts. These will be the best poker insults/comebacks heard around. We'll start things off with three classics from our buddy Jun.***

1)

yum sup sup (12:23:37 AM): so
yum sup sup (12:23:39 AM): my frined
yum sup sup (12:23:40 AM): kah
yum sup sup (12:23:45 AM): clean out a guy
yum sup sup (12:23:49 AM): who played poekr with out arms
yum sup sup (12:24:01 AM): as ocuppational theropy exercise
yum sup sup (12:24:04 AM): and i told him to say
yum sup sup (12:24:12 AM): " who s got the upper hand now huh"
yum sup sup (12:24:13 AM): ;lool
yum sup sup (12:24:15 AM): i am going to hell

2)

Engelke830 (12:25:34 AM): how does he know the guy has no arms?
Engelke830 (12:25:37 AM): at caisno?
yum sup sup (12:25:52 AM): no
yum sup sup (12:26:01 AM): he s in an Occup theoroppoy class
yum sup sup (12:26:04 AM): it s an exercise
yum sup sup (12:26:06 AM): haha
yum sup sup (12:26:09 AM): the guy bluff him
Engelke830 (12:26:09 AM): haha
yum sup sup (12:26:13 AM): i am tempted to say
yum sup sup (12:26:18 AM): why u bluffing me with out a hand
yum sup sup (12:26:20 AM): lol
yum sup sup (12:26:26 AM): i am ass for ever

3)

yum sup sup (12:28:20 AM): u would think that all the retarts would be extincted by now
yum sup sup (12:28:21 AM): but no
yum sup sup (12:28:23 AM): they get lucky

1 comment:

Billy said...

In case you need even more ways to insult a man with no arms, Jun also recommends:

1) I got a hand here.
2) You bluffing me without a hand?
3) I think I got your hand crushed.